Forget Left vs. Right. You're 1 of 32 Types.

Woke Capitalist • Nationalist Progressive • Tech Authoritarian
32 possible types. You're exactly one.
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52,381 discovered their type today • 18% found a rare archetype

Everyone Has Surprises

73%
discover they're not what they thought
41%
have "impossible" contradictions
12%
match their political "enemies"

Real People, Real Surprises

I said I was:
"Very Liberal"
Actually I'm:
Nationalist Progressive
Pro-LGBT rights + Anti-immigration
Only 3.2% of people
I said I was:
"Libertarian"
Actually I'm:
Paleolibertarian
Free markets + Closed borders
Only 2.9% of people
I said I was:
"Conservative"
Actually I'm:
Welfare Nationalist
Pro-worker protections + Anti-immigration
Only 5.8% of people

Why We Find What Others Miss

🏛️ Collective
Individual 🦅

Liberty Dimension

Surveillance vs Privacy, Security vs Freedom

⚖️ State
Market 💰

Economic Dimension

Regulation vs Competition, Equality vs Growth

🏴 National
Global 🌍

World Dimension

Sovereignty vs Cooperation, Borders vs Connection

📿 Traditional
Progressive 🚀

Cultural Dimension

Preservation vs Change, Heritage vs Innovation

These 4 dimensions create 32 distinct political archetypes. Most people don't fit neatly into "left" or "right" - they're unique combinations.

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Possible Types

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Your Archetype

Bleeding Heart Libertarian

You believe free markets and personal liberty best serve social justice. You're pro-choice on everything: drugs, guns, trade, and marriage.

🦅 Liberty: 78% 💰 Markets: 71% 🌍 Global: 65% 🚀 Progress: 68%
Your Rare Traits
  • ⚡ Freedom Socialist 1.8% have this
  • 🦄 Pink Capitalist 3.4% have this
  • 🏴 Progressive Nationalist 2.1% have this
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